Sunday, June 13, 2010

The Clog.

About 2 weeks ago, I was flipping through my copy of InStyle. The setting was perfect- I was on my front porch, a second glass of wine next to me, and I had hundreds of beautiful glossy pages full of glamourous fashion. I turned the page, and immediately I felt like I got hit by a semi truck. The catch was the truck was full of hideous shoes. Like the ugliest shoes I'd ever seen.

Are you kidding me? Are you seriously kidding me? That is about the ugliest "shoe" I think I've ever seen. I was mortified. People are going to pay money and stomp around in these? That is upsetting, to say the least. I mean, I wore clogs for my 5th grade picture. But I also parted my hair in the center- which I understand works well for Jennifer Aniston and the Kardashian girls, but not for me. I thought to myself: "Not shopping for a year is going to be JUST FINE. Because if this is what is going to be IN, then I want out."

So I went on living my life.

Then I saw this:
Miley Cyrus shopping with her new beau... in an AWESOME striped top, AWESOME skinnies, AND O M G AWESOME CLOGS. Omg. Miles looks awesome. I mean, I could be slightly biased as most know I am a pretty big fan- which at this point you're allowed to judge all you want. But genuinely. Her clogs look great. That is seriously a great look, and the she pulls of the clogs like she was BORN to stomp around in clogs. She is cloggin' all over town. And now, I am seriously devastated. I went from hating these shoes, to living a life of confusion. How will I get through the next 9 months without clogs?

I guess that is the price I'll pay for this year long experiment.

Barf :(

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

What size shoe do you wear? I have an awesome pair of clogs that you could borrow.